About me

Fun facts about The Architect himself

I'm Spider-Man

I'm Garrett! I'm committed to writing software in Rust even if it's psychologically painful. I use Neovim in my NixOS terminal exclusively so I look cooler than I actually am.

I can score over 1,100 points in Star Fox 64. I listen to LCD Soundsystem with the lights off. My Obsidian client lags when I open the graph view. I've been Clint Stevens' number one fan since I was 14. Some people say my spirit animal is a penguin.

I'm always drinking water. I haven't beaten Diablo II yet. I would speedrun Ocarina of Time if it didn't require practice. I buried a ton of cash somewhere. I'm the man behind the magic.

The best albums of all time:

  • Daft Punk's Discovery (2001)